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Does your current I.S.P.

P.U. off?

Phone and broadband, finally done right. No tricks, no nonsense, just honest fibre and human support.

Real fibre. Honest pricing. No tricks.

Hello UK,  We're here! Fast, reliable broadband and low cost phone services — for your home or your office — at a price that means what it says.

Internet Connections

FTTP Broadband

From £43.99

  • Real fibre only
  • Simple, no-nonsense setup
  • 24/7 human support

Basic Phone Service

VoIP Phone Service

From £4.99

  • Business-grade reliability
  • Secure cloud infrastructure
  • Scalable for growth

Simple, cloud-based phone services for homes and startups.

Your home phone shouldn't need a manual!

If you're starting our in your own business, you shouldn't need an IT department!

 

We keep it simple — clear calls, reliable connections, and features that actually matter. No jargon. No scripts. No being told to "try turning it off and on again" when the problem is clearly on their end.

Whether you want a straightforward home phone that just works, or you're building a business and need a professional setup from day one — we've got you. Cloud-based means no clunky hardware on your desk. You pick up the phone, you make the call, it works. That's it.

Professional voice without the corporate nonsense. Tools you actually need to talk to the world — and not a script maze in sight.

NO TRICKS *** NO NONSENSE *** NO TRICKS *** NO NONSENSE *** NO TRICKS *** NO NONSENSE

Real Humans, Not Scripts

No reading from a script. No "have you tried turning it off and on again?" when the problem is clearly not you. Our team actually listens, actually cares, and actually fixes things. And behind the scenes? AI-powered support that catches problems before you even notice them — so our humans can focus on the conversations that need a human touch.

No asterisks. No "unlimited*" with a footnote the size of your bill. No price that creeps up three months in because you missed the small print.

Just honest, transparent rates that say what they mean and mean what they say. What you see is what you pay. That's it.

Simple Pricing
Zero Tricks, 100% Truth

No copper dressed up as fibre. No buried fees. No "your call is important to us" while you're on hold for 45 minutes. We give you the truth — about your service, your speeds, and your bill. No spin. No fluff. No nonsense. Just the honest facts, because that's what you deserve.

 

That's the deal.

Finally do it right.

Stop pretending. We don't do 'solutions'. We give you the truth. Check your availability or get in touch with a real human.

Currently, we are carryout out manual speed and line tests as we find we can either give you a faster speed or lower price when we carry out manual line checks. This usually takes around 4 hours, other customers say they value the personal touch and the short wait is worth it.

Did you know? We can currently offer over 35 combinations of packages depending on your needs. So this manual step actually finds you the best options we have available.

Service Type
Home Broadband
Office Broadband
Home Phone
Business / Startup Phone

Currently, we are doing line checks manually to make sure we give you the best price and service possible at your location, this usually completes within 4 hours.

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